didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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