Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
