do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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