if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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