Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we made out on top of his cat.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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