Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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