What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No subtext here. People are naked.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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