this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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