gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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