Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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