No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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