i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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