do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I believe in your delicious
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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