just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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