There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Let's paint friendship bongs
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
