i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
did i walk over a car last night?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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