Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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