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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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