This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
operation have a gay friend backfired
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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