he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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