you turned your livingroom into a bong?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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