yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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