pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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