that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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