I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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