A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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