Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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