1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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