I wanna bring you to show and tell
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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