got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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