you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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