i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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