There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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