How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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