Say something about gay babies.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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