operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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