it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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