You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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