Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I would fuck him just for his dog
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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