he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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