Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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