I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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