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honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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