oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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