So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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