I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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