I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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