what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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