Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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