The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Houston, we have a blender
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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