I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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