Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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