Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I skipped work to stalk him.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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