Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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