yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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