There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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