So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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