dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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