Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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