I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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