How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
oh god the rape fog is back!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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